So you’re a scientist? No… really… what is it you do?

Earlier this month “scientists” questioned the existence of the infamous “G” spot. Apparently they have reviewed case reports, articles, and clinical trials and come to a conclusion that the G-spot does not exist. What in the hell?

Hmmm… let me be the first to be so bold as to say that NONE of these so-called scientists were women. You really can’t tell by the foreign names but I would venture to say my guesstimate is right on…

Second, what “clinical” trials did they review and conclude such a bold assertion from? Clinical trials usually mean there were real women who have subjected themselves to masturbation (or actual sex) while some freak watched over them. Not sure I would’ve signed up for that one! But who am I to judge?

My guess is that the women who did participate in these trials have probably never even had an orgasm let alone know what the hell their G spot is, or where to locate it for that matter!

Could this be one lonely mans plight (that has recruited other lonely fellows) in an attempt to brainwash women into believing that we do not know our own bodies? Does our anatomy really make you feel this threatened and insecure?

My guess is that someone, somewhere, is wasting useful dollars on a study that I could have given the answer to for free!

Yes my friends, the “G” spot really does exist. Even though sometimes a man cannot hit it just right, and even though some women are too intimidated to even search for it, many of us have no problem. Just because the rest of you have your “issues” of disbelief and refuse to really search for it does not make it not so.

Oh you silly scientists…

Oh you insecure and brainwashed women…

Oh the male ego…

Pfft...  amateurs.